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Whoever wins this one will be known as the true "Master of the Fist"! Akuma vs Iron Fist is done by Nightshadow012, this is the premiering episode for the second season. == Interlude: == Wiz: Today, the ultimate battle for supremacy in the world of martial arts takes place. These two master fighters may have come from different backgrounds, but their skills as fighte..." wikitext text/x-wiki == Description == The two greatest martial artists in all of fiction in a one-on-one duel to the death. Whoever wins this one will be known as the true "Master of the Fist"! Akuma vs Iron Fist is done by Nightshadow012, this is the premiering episode for the second season. == Interlude: == Wiz: Today, the ultimate battle for supremacy in the world of martial arts takes place. These two master fighters may have come from different backgrounds, but their skills as fighters are, without doubt, unmatched in fictional history. '''Boomstick: Akuma, the master of the Satsui no Hado.''' Wiz: And Iron Fist, the legendary martial artist from the depths of K'un L'un. '''Boomstick: It's no given secret that there are many things that we can argue about these two, and there are many different versions of them.''' Wiz: Which is why we are pitting them against each other at their maximum potential, Akuma will be allowed to transform into Shin Akuma or Oni at one point, but in turn, Daniel Rand will be able to use his second iron fist. '''Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick! It's good to be back!''' Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapon, armor and skill to find out who would win... a DEATH BATTLE! == Akuma == Wiz: Street Fighter is possibly one of the most well known fighting game ever, and it's no surprise that people ponder the question: "Who is the strongest out of them all?" '''Boomstick: Forget your doubts! There is but one person who can be the strongest out of all of them! And that person is none other than Akuma.''' Wiz: Once a disciple of the Hado, Akuma quickly turned to the dark side of the Hado to seek greater power. We have seen so many means to acquire power, but Akuma acquired his by sacrificing his humanity. '''Boomstick: Who needs that stuff anyways?''' Wiz: Akuma is a master of the ways of the Satsui no Hado, that literally means "the surge of murderous intent", and he shares the same move set as Ryu and Ken, pretty much. '''Boomstick: Who doesn't these days? Ryu, Ken, Sakura, Dan, Evil Ryu, Gouken, same thing.''' Wiz: Despite having an extremely similar moveset, Akuma's strength as well as skill as a fighter proved to be unmatched in the Street Fighter Universe. The Gohadoken Akuma uses means "Great Wave Motion Fist", so it's reasonable to say it is more powerful than a standard Hadoken fireball. '''Boomstick: He can also use the Goshoryuken uppercut to launch his opponents sky high. Note that when Ryu had his first taste of the Satsui no Hado, he gave Sagat an uppercut so hard that it ripped Sagat's chest open! Imagine what Akuma can do!''' Wiz: He also uses moves such as the Tasumaki Zankukyaku, the Hyakki Shu, or Demon Flip, the Zanku Hadoken, or mid-air fireball, the Shakunetsu Hadoken, the fire... fireball, the Ashura Senku, which is a teleport move, and he has multiple super arts. '''Boomstick: He has a move where he punches the ground and things would explode, this is the move he used to shatter a frickin' island with one strike! Holy crap!''' Wiz: Yeah, it's called the, uh... '''Boomstick: Don't bother with the pronunciation... It's no use, Wiz. It's no use.''' Wiz: He can also use the Shinku Hadoken, except he can use it in the air. But his deadliest weapon is the Shun Goku Satsu, or the Raging Demon. '''Boomstick: Its literal translation is "Instant Hell Murder". Hell, yeah.''' Wiz: When Akuma uses the Raging Demon at full power, it almost guarantees victory. When he uses this move, the characters that appear on the screen literally translates to "A thousand punches in an instant". This allows Akuma to turn the sins of his opponents against them, and it will eradicate their soul. '''Boomstick: If I could do that one day, I'd die a happy man.''' Wiz: No kidding. Akuma, till this day, only lost one fight to his brother Gouken, that was it. He is skilled, strong, fast, and brutal. '''Boomstick: You know when I first played Street Fighter 2? Bison was such a jerk, and then one day I see this dude with the red hair come in and mop the floor with Bison using one stinkin' move! Imagine that. Yes, Akuma obliterated Bison with one move only. However, even though he is quite frankly the strongest Street Fighter, he's not perfect. He focuses too much on offense and moves way too much, so his stamina and his durability are below average.''' Wiz: Akuma tends to dominate the fight with insanely fast and powerful combos, and using his vast array of skills will usually give his control of almost any fight, should he encounter an opponent who has immense physical strength, Akuma won't be able to take a lot of damage and would go down quickly. '''Boomstick: And being a guy who only lives for fighting, Akuma has pride and thirst for battle, so what he does it that he holds back unless he deems his opponent worthy. Should he stop holding back, he becomes Shin Akuma.''' Wiz: Shin Akuma is faster, stronger, tougher, so he's just a beefed up version of Akuma in his base form. Normally, the Raging Demon can be stopped by projectiles, while in Shin Akuma form, the Raging Demon can only be avoided by jumping up, and Akuma can pass through essentially anything thrown at him on the way. '''Boomstick: And if that's not deadly enough for you, Akuma has an ultimate form called Oni.''' Wiz: Oni possesses enormous power, capable of going toe-to-toe against the likes of Asura. Oni can even execute the Raging Demon move while in the air! He also gains a final move called the Tenchi Sokeigen, where the punches the ground and sends his opponents flying and finishing it off with one concentrated punch while in the air. This does enormous damage and can assure victory in almost any situation. '''Boomstick: Akuma is also a very smart fighter, knowing when to execute counter attacks and going in for combos. His only downfall is his lack of stamina and defense, so if left wide open, he can be killed quickly. But hey, who cares about defense? We all know what people really care about: kicking other people's ass, that's what!''' Akuma: Your time has run out! == Iron Fist == Wiz: Arguably the greatest martial artist in the entire Marvel Universe, Iron Fist is known as the man who "holds back the storm when nothing else can". '''Boomstick: But before he became the badass we know him as today, he was born as Daniel, or Danny Rand. Now this is a superhero origin story, so naturally, you would've guessed that his parents died. But afterwards, Danny Rand traveled to the depths of K'un-L'un and got taken in by some people. Didn't his parents teach him not to trust strangers?''' Wiz: I don't know. Anyway, he was trained in the ways of K'un-L'un martial arts. He underwent series of rigorous trials like shoving his fist into hot sand, gravel and rocks. '''Boomstick: Ouch!''' Wiz: After this grueling training, he was given the chance to fight the giant serpent Shao Lao and acquire the Iron Fist. He went through all of this, and he was only nineteen. '''Boomstick: Being the martial arts prodigy, it's no surprise that he defeated the serpent and acquired the Iron Fist.''' Wiz: Afterwards, he returned to the United States, his homeland, and met Luke Cage, or Power Man, and they formed a superhero team called "Heroes for hire". '''Boomstick: Heh, bromance.''' Wiz: It's not what you think. '''Boomstick: Really?''' Wiz: Yes. '''Boomstick: Oh, OK then.''' Wiz: Iron Fist has a vast array of skills, he can utilize chi to its fullest and enhance the strength of his iron fist with it. The iron fist at full power is capable of leveling a mountain with a single punch. '''Boomstick: Whoa!''' Wiz: He can utilize his chi to fire energy blasts, detect and absorb energy and channel them to augment his own power, and he can use it to enhance his durability to withstand energy based attacks as well as extreme physical damage. '''Boomstick: This guy can rip through solid steel with his iron fist and punch his opponents with extreme concussive force without sustaining damage to himself. He can survive being in extreme temperatures, and he can even heal himself!''' Wiz: Once on the brink of death after a battle, Danny healed himself completely using his chi and saved his own life. It has been proven that he can do this without having to be conscious. Using this, he once healed from a zombie bite that made Thor lost consciousness. '''Boomstick: He's immune to toxins and poisons, and he has heightened awareness of his surroundings. The list just keeps on going. Iron Fist can even control his nervous system and not feel any pain. That's just awesome! Lastly, he can hypnotize people and create illusions of what they want to see.''' Wiz: Iron Fist's fighting prowess is matched by few. Adept martial artists like Captain America and Wolverine can keep up with him, but not many can actually do that. Iron Fist has fought the likes of Sabretooth and won, and he has even knocked Colossus out cold with a single punch. '''Boomstick: Hear that Wolverine? This dude beat you to it.''' Wiz: He has even gone toe-to-toe against Terrax, a herald of Galactus who is near-invulnerable! Iron Fist is also vastly knowledgeable in pressure points and can use any weapon, but he generally just prefers his fists. He once teamed up with Spider-Man, Nova, White Tiger and Luke Cage to form a team of superheroes that work for S.H.I.E.L.D. At one point, he acquired his second Iron Fist after a trip to K'un-L'un, for he was destined to become the king of the mystical kingdom and rule. But he was poisoned and Spider-Man had to go through a few trials for him. Needless to say, Danny survived everything, so did Spider-Man. '''Boomstick: But things didn't go so well for the dude who poisoned him.''' Wiz: Danny was deemed worthy to attain two iron fists, and he became even more powerful since. '''Boomstick: Danny may be a powerhouse, but his one weakness is being reliant on chi.''' Wiz: Without using chi, Danny is at peak human physical conditions, being able to lift at least 350 lbs. but no more than 800 lbs. according to his files, but without his chi, he cannot perform any of his amazing feats. '''Boomstick: But considering how he can always channel his chi, that's not a problem.''' Wiz: Iron Fist might just be the greatest martial artist in the Marvel Universe. Iron Fist: I earned the iron fist. I use it to the best of my abilities. I honor that power through my actions, and no one can take that from me, not even you! Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all! '''Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!''' == DEATH BATTLE == The fight takes place in the depths of K'un-L'un. It is daytime, and Iron Fist is talking to his master. Master: Daniel, I would like to have a word with you. Iron Fist: Yes, master? Master: I understand the responsibility of being a hero, and deep down inside, you must be conflicted about being king in this kingdom. There are two worlds for you to choose from, but you can't decide which one is your true home, where your responsibility, your purpose and your destiny truly lies. Iron Fist nods. His master puts his hand on Danny's shoulder. Master: I understand, we've all been there, but life is meant to have hardships, and you can never let anything hold you back. Suddenly, the master gurgles and he draws his final breath. The master falls. Iron Fist: Master! A darkened figure with red hair appears before Iron Fist, and the master pointed to Iron Fist's heart before dying. The darkened figure is Akuma, and he stares into the eyes of the Iron Fist. Akuma: Iron Fist. I have heard of your prowess, but I am here for the power that is the Iron Fist, the ancient power that was told to be in the depths of K'un-L'un for so long. Iron Fist: A man who is willing to commit murder to acquire power is without compassion, you lack the kindness to wield such power! I shall avenge my master. You wish to acquire my power, I say over my dead body! Akuma: That's the plan, die! '''FIGHT!''' Iron Fist fires an energy blast, and Akuma jumps over it and fires a fireball. Iron Fist blocks it, and Akuma proceeds to punch and kick Iron Fist in a rapid combo. Iron Fist blocks them all and Akuma punches the ground, purple beams appear, and Iron Fist is knocked back, but he's fine. Iron Fist proceeds to fire a few more energy blasts, which Akuma blocks, and Iron Fist hits Akuma with a flurry of punches, and Akuma charges up a red focus, absorbing all incoming attacks, then retaliating with a fierce backhand, tasumaki zankukyaku and then a goshoryuken. Iron Fist: Nnnnngh! Akuma teleports behind Iron Fist and goes for a double kick, but Iron Fist kicks him back, and uses his palms to strike Akuma's face. Akuma: So strong, yet so naive... Akuma's hair turns from red to white and becomes Shin Akuma. Shin Akuma: My fists bleed death, welcome to your doom! Shin Akuma leaps 10 feet into the air and fires a flurry of Zanku hadokens. Iron Fist breathes deeply, and held out his right hand, holding his left fist in beside his stomach, and absorbs the hadokens as his fists shines brighter. Shin Akuma: What?! Shin Akuma lands on the ground and fires a deadly beam of fiery chi. Iron Fist is hit and rolls down a hill, and then stands up again. Akuma comes back and cleaves a giant rock with a karate chop, kicking it towards Iron Fist. Iron Fist shatters it, but is met with a flying kick just when the rock was being shattered. Akuma's fists are ignited with a purple blaze, and he strikes Iron Fist's jaw with his palm, executes a back kick and then a tatsumaki zankukyaku, then decides to finish it off with a punch following a hyakki shu. Iron Fist stops the punch with his palm, and responds with a jumping uppercut reminiscent of a shoryuken. As Akuma falls to the ground, he continues to execute scissor kicks in quick succession until he finally finishes the combo by punching the ground so that he sends a beam of chi energy toward Akuma, shattering parts of the rocky ground. Akuma is sent flying towards a rock, and the rock shattered as his back hits it. A florescent blue light comes out of the shattered rock. Iron Fists tightened his fists. Oni: I alone have achieved the epitome of the violent arts! My fists have boiled the flames of hell, pierced the heavens themselves, and now, they shall be your doom! Iron Fist: Then stop talking and come face me! Their fists clash, creating a shockwave that shook the very ground beneath the two. Their fist continue to clash for awhile, then they both unleashed a number of kicks as they jumped into the air. Oni decided to execute the raging demon, and the purple and yellow flames are ignited mid-air as the two fighters slowly fall to the ground. Their eyes lock and they both draw breath, and they both charge toward each other, Oni executes the tenchi sokaigen. Oni: My power moves worlds! Stare into the face of death! Oni hits Iron Fist with a huge, concentrated punch. He lands as Iron Fist's body falls down. Oni can barely stand after that battle. Oni: What a pathetic being you are! Oni was about to turn away from Iron Fist when Iron Fist miraculously stands up, dusty all over. Iron Fist: This battle...isn't over yet! Oni turns around again and sets up his stance, but it's too late, Iron Fist punches him with a one-inch punch, then finishes it with two powerful straight punches, with the second one shattering Oni's head. '''KO!''' Iron Fist continues to meditate while Ken Masters comes to humiliate Akuma's body, Halo style... == Post-fight Analysis == '''Boomstick: That's for making me spend $60 to beat Arcade Mode on Super Street Fighter II, Akuma!''' Wiz: Both fighters have incredible feats of strength: one is a island-busting fighter, and the other leveled a mountain with a single punch, however, Akuma's low stamina and durability proved to be his undoing. Even though he may have had the edge in mobility with his Ashura Senku technique, Iron Fist's ability to absorb energy attacks and add them to his own strength turned the battle in his favor. '''Boomstick: Iron Fist's able to sustain himself by continuously absorbing energy-based attacks, but Akuma shouldn't even be able to last long enough to turn into Oni if he was unlucky... But Wiz, shouldn't the Raging Demon be able to end Iron Fist by eradicating his soul?''' Wiz: I know that's what most of you are asking, but as powerful the Raging Demon may be, it is not unstoppable. Once, Evil Ryu was able to execute the Raging Demon while fighting against the Bushinryu ninja, Guy, but Guy was fast enough to block every single strike of the Shun Goku Satsu. '''Boomstick: Iron Fist was also seen to be able to execute punches that matches the speed of Akuma's Raging Demon, so really, it is plausible that when the Shun Goku Satsu is pulled off, Iron Fist is able to counter with punches of his own to avoid the Raging Demon.''' Wiz: There is one more thing, thanks to his ability to heal himself using Chi, it is actually plausible, that should the Raging Demon hit, Iron Fist can still heal himself even when on the brink of death, something Akuma isn't able to do when suffering from fatal wounds. '''Boomstick: That was mind-blowing, hehe.''' Wiz: The winner is Iron Fist. == NEXT TIME ON DEATH BATTLE! == ???: I understand it all now! The true reason for my wrath! I could not stand it! There's always some fool who wants to rule the world! Always forcing others to do what they cannot do for themselves! That's why I pray to no one! Nor will I be prayed to! But above all... I will never forgive you... FOR MAKING MY DAUGHTER CRY!!! The God of Wrath punches his way into DEATH BATTLE! VS Asgardian: The beast is strong, but not strong enough. ???: HULK IS STRONGEST THERE IS!!!!! The Incredible Hulk smashes into DEATH BATTLE! ASURA VS HULK! THE ANGRIEST VS THE STRONGEST! [[Category:Death Battles]] [[Category:'Hero vs Villain' themed Death Battles]] [[Category:Nightshadow012]] [[Category:'Video Games vs TV Shows' themed Death Battles]] [[Category:DBX that came true]] 4cf97c3770f34789a016965534680fca946aa921 0 3 4 2023-12-11T23:18:35Z DuchessTheSponge 2 Created page with "[[File:Baldi.png|thumb]] Baldi is a character from the game baldi basics == fanon wiki idea so far == * [[Baldi vs Granny]](Completed) * [[Baldi vs The Neighbor]] *https://super-death-battle-fanon.fandom.com/wiki/Baldi_vs_Bendy?venotify=created<nowiki/>(Completed) == Possible opponents == * piggy * steve * slendermen * scary teacher * the teacher * the nurse * link * freddy fazebear * bendy == Battle records == Wins:1 Losses:1 Draws0 [[Category:Baldi basics]] Ca..." wikitext text/x-wiki [[File:Baldi.png|thumb]] Baldi is a character from the game baldi basics == fanon wiki idea so far == * [[Baldi vs Granny]](Completed) * [[Baldi vs The Neighbor]] *https://super-death-battle-fanon.fandom.com/wiki/Baldi_vs_Bendy?venotify=created<nowiki/>(Completed) == Possible opponents == * piggy * steve * slendermen * scary teacher * the teacher * the nurse * link * freddy fazebear * bendy == Battle records == Wins:1 Losses:1 Draws0 [[Category:Baldi basics]] [[Category:Completed pages]] [[Category:Completed Death Battles]] [[Category:GAMENINGA999]] [[Category:Characters]] [[Category:Baldi basics characters]] [[Category:Video Games themed Death Battles]] [[Category:Video Game Characters]] [[Category:Villains]] 0acaceb695ad7687c5aa0bef9cfe673e98aec2df 0 4 5 2023-12-11T23:21:36Z DuchessTheSponge 2 Created page with "[[File:Placeholder|video|right|300px]] [[File:Sketch-1592145701375.png|thumb|300px]] Baldi vs Granny is a Super Death Battle by Mr Exotic Goldie ==Description== Season 2 Episode 5 Both are popular indie horror characters with low quality textures and both weild a melee weapon. Will Granny be the Grand victor? or is it Basic that Baldi`s the winner? ==Intro== Wiz: Indie games are low-budget games with small teams that work on it, but not all great indie games need..." wikitext text/x-wiki [[File:Placeholder|video|right|300px]] [[File:Sketch-1592145701375.png|thumb|300px]] Baldi vs Granny is a Super Death Battle by Mr Exotic Goldie ==Description== Season 2 Episode 5 Both are popular indie horror characters with low quality textures and both weild a melee weapon. Will Granny be the Grand victor? or is it Basic that Baldi`s the winner? ==Intro== Wiz: Indie games are low-budget games with small teams that work on it, but not all great indie games need to be HD to be loved. Boomstick: Today we have the hairless horror`s who weild blunt melee weapons. Wiz: Yes as today we have Baldi, a math teacher thats anything but basuc. Boomstick: And Granny, an old lady who can give my own mother a run for her money in being neglectful. Boomstick: He`s Wiz and i`m Boomstick Wiz: and it`s our job to analyze their weapons, armour and skills to find out who would win, a Super Death Battle! ==Granny== Music: https://youtu.be/zl16evJUSg8 (Ambience) Wiz: Despite her name, Granny is not your typical old woman. But she is actually a zombie-like creature with a bloody bat and crooked teeth. Boomstick: Yeah she weilds this bat to knock out the player everyday until the day she gets hungry where she eats you....so a canibalistic, zombie-like granny. Wiz: Thats the long and short of it, anyway despite seeming like a fragile woman she is actually suprisingly durable, being able to take bullets from a shotgun and getting hit by a car without needing to ressurect. Boomstick:..Wait did you say ressurect. Wiz: Yes i did, apparently she is able to ressurect herself, anyway moving on, she is able to hear everything around the house, even tiny creeks in the floor and when she hears the slightest sound she will charge towards you and knock you out cold. Boomstick: She has also survived tranquilization, freezing, electricution, plus if you grab her teddy bear then she will instantly know your location even if you never made noise. Wiz: Yes its likely its because it belongs to the dead Slendrina which might be her child or granddaughter. Boomstick: But despite the weirdly supernatural powers, she still can be tricked into going into her own traps and also she isn`t good  at hide and seek as she forgets you if you hide behind a lamp. Wiz: Yes and its likely she could be trapped in an area she could not escape as she isn`t that bright. Boomstick: But she is still one grand old woman who will bring your granny into her grave. (Granny Jumpscare) ==Baldi== Music: https://youtu.be/o9lAPQvwYWE (Baldi`s Basics main theme) Wiz: Baldi is a math teacher at his school house, despite not being the princable. He carries a wooden ruler and definantley knows math better than you. Boomstick: Yeah, probably because i just copied of the kid next to me. Wiz: Boomstick you never even attended school... Boomstick: Yeah but i did copy of your resume for this job. Wiz: (Sigh), anyway Baldi has enhanced hearing as he can hear the playing opening a door from the other side of the school, he also becomes more aggresive the more notebooks you collect until the entire building becomes red. Boomstick: And when this rage mode activates he can almost warp reality inside the school-house by making fake exits and illusions but he may not be able to use it in a fight. Wiz: yes, he also has a fog machine which can block vision. but he also has survived being crushed into a wall by gotta sweep. Boomstick: He was also able to One-shot the player who also survived gotta-sweeps wall feat. Wiz: But baldi isn`t perfect as his amazing hearing can be countered by the Baldi Anti Hearing and Disorienting Tape which likely affects only Baldi but a loud phone or anything loud could disorient him.  Boomstick: His ruler also makes noise as you can hear it almost anywhere you are...that must hurt and finally the fog machine is a double edged sword as it effects everyones vision.  Wiz: Yes but it hasn`t stopped him from killing several people. Boomstick: Baldi is one Bald Beast who makes Thanos quiver in fear.. Wiz:...what!? Baldi: Welcome to Baldi`s Basics in Education and Learning, That`s me! ==Pre-Battle== Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set, let`s end this debate once and for all! Boomstick: It`s time, FOR A SUPER DEATH BATTLE!!!! ==Battle== Granny is seen driving back to her home just to see a large school in her area and she sees one of the students walk in with a teddy bear and so she fills with rage, her eyes turn bloodshot and she enters the school. As she enters the building, Baldi greets her by saying: "Welcome to my School-house." She looks at Baldi and sees a teddy bear in his hand and so she brings out her bloody bat, so in return, Baldi brings out his ruler and screams: "GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!" [[File:Sketch-1592145793833.png|thumb|300px]]'''''GET READY!!!!!''''' '''''GO!!!!!''''' Granny swings at Baldi but he dodges and hits her in the back, Baldi then smacks his ruler and screams in her face before getting hit by a baseball bat. Granny proceeds to beat down on Baldi before a loud noise is heared: "GOTTA SWEEP, SWEEP, SWEEP!" Granny and Baldi were both flinged into a wall as the sweep crashed into a wall before going away. Baldi then hits Granny twice before she enters a classroom and plays a cassette tape, The loud noise makes Baldi disoriented and he starts to trip and fall over the classroom but he finds his fog machine and uses it. In seconds the Building is covered is noises and fog, but then everyone in the buildings hears several whacks and screams but then the fog clears... ... And Baldi is seen limping out of the fog whilst a dead granny lays behind him.. '''''K-o-''''' Baldi then proceeds to walk away before a bat knocks him out and then Granny is seen standing behind Baldi and she proceeds to continuesly hit Baldi`s head over and over again until his brain was exposed and then she stops. '''''K.O!!!!!!!''''' Granny is then seen grabbing the teddy bear and walking out. ==Results== Music: https://youtu.be/_wEn-OjlEmE (Granny 2 ambience) Boomstick: Wait, HOW!? Didn`t we see Granny die!? Wiz: Yes we did but the thing is that Baldi and Granny were so close together that the deciding factor was the resurrection. Boomstick: Oh yeah and i guess the fog machine did hinder everyone including Baldi himself. Boomstick: I guess Baldi couldn`t see the Grand reason why he lost. Wiz: The winner is....Granny! [[File:Sketch-1592148998073.png|thumb|300px]]​​​​​​ '''''Granny: Winner''''' *'''''+Resurrection allowed her the win.''''' *'''''+She would always know where Baldi is''''' *'''''+Baldi anti-hearing and disorienting tape''''' *'''''+Less exploitable weaknessess''''' *'''''=Fog Machine effects both of them''''' *'''''=Durability''''' *'''''-Weaker''''' *'''''-Slower''''' '''''Baldi: Loser''''' *'''''+Faster''''' *'''''+Stronger''''' *'''''=Durability''''' *'''''=Fog machine effects both'''''​​​​​​ *'''''-More Exploitable weaknessess''''' *'''''-Baldi anti-hearing and disorienting tape''''' *'''''-Granny always knows where Baldi is''''' *'''''-Granny can resurecct whilst Baldi cannot resurrect or even heal''''' ==Comments== <comments/> [[Category:Villain VS Villain themed Death Battles]] [[Category:Indie Themed Death Battles]] fd5d74d2f05d424f71ef48ab58900cb76d4f26ee 6 5 6 2023-12-11T23:22:43Z DuchessTheSponge 2 wikitext text/x-wiki da39a3ee5e6b4b0d3255bfef95601890afd80709 0 6 7 2023-12-11T23:32:43Z DuchessTheSponge 2 Created page with "[[File:Naruto_vs_Mario.png|thumb|center|550px]] Naruto vs Mario is a Super Death Battle by The Irish VS Writer ==Description== ''Season 1 Episode 1! Mario vs Naruto! It's time for Video Games and Anime's most popular title characters and rivals to Goku battle to the death! Who wins and dies?'' ==Intro== [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7w-_F_VgMY (Wiz and Boomstick)] '''Boomstick: Ah Games and Anime, Two of Japan's and even the world's most popular genres. They have b..." wikitext text/x-wiki [[File:Naruto_vs_Mario.png|thumb|center|550px]] Naruto vs Mario is a Super Death Battle by The Irish VS Writer ==Description== ''Season 1 Episode 1! Mario vs Naruto! It's time for Video Games and Anime's most popular title characters and rivals to Goku battle to the death! Who wins and dies?'' ==Intro== [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7w-_F_VgMY (Wiz and Boomstick)] '''Boomstick: Ah Games and Anime, Two of Japan's and even the world's most popular genres. They have been at each other's throats for years!''' Wiz: With those two genres are heroes that touch the hearts of many human beings, Thanks to a small thing called nostalgia. But today two of these genres' greatest title characters and rivals to Goku are gonna finally finish their long-debated rivalry! '''Boomstick: Mario - The red cap wearing, slayer of Turtles!''' Wiz: And Naruto Uzumaki, The next Hokage! For this battle we will only be giving Naruto and Mario powers from the main versions: The games and the Manga/Anime respectively! '''Boomstick: With that said, He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!''' Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armour and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle! ==Naruto== ==Mario== ==Intermission== ==Battle== ==Results== ==Comments== <comments/> [[Category:The Irish VS Writer]] [[Category:What-If Death Battles]] [[Category:'Video Games vs Anime/Manga' themed Death Battles]] [[Category:Series Premiere Episodes]] [[Category:Season Premiere Episodes]] 47780b9f4836e46bb82f32e5408e70da17ad4255 6 7 8 2023-12-11T23:32:58Z DuchessTheSponge 2 wikitext text/x-wiki da39a3ee5e6b4b0d3255bfef95601890afd80709 0 8 9 2023-12-11T23:35:12Z DuchessTheSponge 2 Created page with "[[File:Batman vs spider man remastered by shinyoptimus224 ddc4peb-pre.jpg|thumb|687x687px]] ==Description== Which of these two heroes that represent their franchises walks out? ==Interlude== (*Cues: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7w-_F_VgMY Wiz & Boomstick - Brandon Yates]*) Wiz: DC and Marvel's famous rivalry is legendary, their fame in comic book history, unmatched. But today their rivalry all comes to an end as their two iconic mascots fight to the death. '''Boo..." wikitext text/x-wiki [[File:Batman vs spider man remastered by shinyoptimus224 ddc4peb-pre.jpg|thumb|687x687px]] ==Description== Which of these two heroes that represent their franchises walks out? ==Interlude== (*Cues: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7w-_F_VgMY Wiz & Boomstick - Brandon Yates]*) Wiz: DC and Marvel's famous rivalry is legendary, their fame in comic book history, unmatched. But today their rivalry all comes to an end as their two iconic mascots fight to the death. '''Boomstick: Batman, the genius crime fighter from DC Comics.''' Wiz: And Spider-Man, Marvel's friendly neighborhood webslinger. '''Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.''' Sonic: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills, to find out who would win... a Death Battle. ==Batman== Wiz: Throughout the underworld of Gotham City, one name strikes fear into the hearts of even the most hardened of criminals. '''Boomstick: The Goddamn Batman! You know who he is, the billionaire Bruce Wayne, and it ain't his [https://deathbattle.fandom.com/wiki/Batman_VS_Spider-Man first battle] [https://deathbattle.fandom.com/wiki/Batman_VS_Captain_America to the death].''' Wiz: Pretty much, though don't mistake his intentions. Vengeance may sound dramatic and all, but in truth, Batman fights crime in an attempt to save others from suffering the same kind of tragedy he experienced as a child. '''Boomstick: How noble, and ironic, considering he was taught to be a badass by a group called "The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/League_of_Assassins League of Assassins]".''' Wiz: Well, he dresses like a bat, sleeps with a [https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Catwoman cat burglar] and constantly brings [https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Robin children] into battle, so he's clearly got a few complicated issues. '''Boomstick: But let's see what he can really do. Bats is really, REALLY smart, and considered one of the best tacticians on Earth. No wonder he's always welcome at the Justice League, even though he doesn't have any superpowers at all.''' ''[https://deathbattle.fandom.com/wiki/Green_Lantern Green Lantern]: Wait, you're not just some guy in a bat costume, are ya?'' ''(Batman turns around and smiles at him)'' Wiz: Sure, he's intelligent, but he's also incredibly deadly. '''Boomstick: He WAS trained to be a ninja, who's a master of infiltration and silent takedowns, so sounds about right.''' Wiz: Bruce has studied every martial art known to man. After perfecting full-body control at the age of 18, he was able to quickly learn and master at least one-hundred twenty-seven of them, including [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taekwondo Taekwondo], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muay_Thai Muay Thai], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judo Judo] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boxing Boxing]. '''Boomstick: It's not every day you can find someone who can literally take you down in 127 different ways.''' Wiz: He is also touted as "The World's Greatest Detective", and with good reason. '''Boomstick: He's like [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sherlock_Holmes Sherlock Holmes] on steroids. He once figured out that an opponent didn't have a tongue just by the way their jaw bounced off his knuckles. There's being a detective, and then there's being Batman.''' Wiz: And all that's before his handy-dandy [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman%27s_utility_belt Utility Belt], filled to the brim with all sorts of useful gadgets and gizmos. '''Boomstick: A lot of which are thanks to his family business, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayne_Enterprises Wayne Enterprises]. From steel mills, to airlines, to record labels, this company does it all, and that means Batman has it all, too.''' Wiz: According to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forbes Forbes], Wayne's networth, thanks to his company, adds up to 9.2 billion US Dollars. '''Boomstick: With that much cash, he can afford any kinda weapon he wants, grappling hooks, smoke pellets, cryo and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermite thermite] grenades, and of course, the batarangs.''' Wiz: Originally designed as a boomerang weapon, Wayne eventually molded his batarangs into custom shurikens, some of which are outfitted with electric shocks, flash bulbs, and explosives. '''Boomstick: And last but not least, don't forget his batsuit, it can resist fire, electricity, and bladed attacks, and is almost totally bulletproof, thanks to a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevlar Kevlar] vest sewn into it.''' Wiz: Plus, his cowl sports night, infrared, and UV vision. '''Boomstick: But Bats is more than just a tech wizard, this guy bench presses a thousand pounds in his everyday workout, a thousand pounds! And I thought this guy didn't have any superpowers.''' Wiz: He doesn't, the current bench press world record is actually slightly higher, at 1,075 pounds, solidly placing Wayne at peak human levels. This idea generally applies to him in pretty much every area, physically and mentally, he's strong enough to break through walls, rip apart car parts, and pull out prison bars. He's quick enough to avoid gunfire, and even [https://deathbattle.fandom.com/wiki/Darkseid Darkseid]'s nearly unavoidable Omega Beams. In his strongest suits, he's even tough enough to take a hit from [https://deathbattle.fandom.com/wiki/Superman Superman]. '''Boomstick: Yeah, if Brucie ever enters the Olympics, everyone else might as well rage quit, same difference, really.''' Wiz: That's not to say he's invincible. '''Boomstick: True, whenever the Justice League gets in a fight with some big bads, he usually has to keep his distance.''' Wiz: He's also somewhat mentally unstable, and prone to lashing out, however, he knows this, it's one of the main reasons why he refuses to carry firearms. '''Boomstick: That's a bummer, those are my favorite types of arms! Maybe they'll help him next time [https://deathbattle.fandom.com/wiki/Bane Bane] tries to break his back.''' Wiz: But of all his traits, Bruce Wayne's strongest attribute is his sheer, unstoppable tenacity. Even after being drugged by [https://deathbattle.fandom.com/wiki/The_Joker The Joker] after days without sleep, put in a straightjacket, locked in a coffin, and buried alive six feet underground, he refused to die. '''Boomstick: It takes a lot, a lot, to take down the Batman.''' ''Thug: WHERE ARE YOU?!'' ''Batman: Here.'' ''Batman takes out the thug.'' ==Spider-Man== '''Boomstick: Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can Spins a web any size, catches thieves just like flies. Look out, here comes the Spider-Man.''' Wiz: That was okay, but let's go through his origin. (*Cues: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Xpu86QsZj0 Marvel's Spider-Man (2018) Main Theme]) '''Boomstick: Fine! Spider-Man's real name is Peter Parker, and he once was your typical geek. He spent his time studying, playing D&D, video games, reading comics and manga, watching TV, you know, the usual nerd stuff.''' Wiz: But his life changed forever when on a school field trip, a radioactive spider bit him in his hand. This was created by Oscorp industries, a weak atempt to recreate Captain America's super strength. '''Boomstick: Wait, what?!? Who came up with the idea to store the super serume, on a freaking spider?''' Wiz: Scientists can be weird sometimes. And when he started to develop spider like abilities, he felt better. After his uncle died, he decided to use his powers for good. '''Boomstick: (In tune with the original Ben 10 theme) Now he's got super powers he's no ordinary man, he's Spider-Man!''' Wiz: Spider-Man's powers include wall climbing, superhuman strength, speed durability, agility, stamina, reflexes/reactions, coordination, balance and indurance. And he built himself web shooters to swing around New York. '''Boomstick: You know, if he was SO smart, wouldn't he make the webs shoot out of his ass like a real spider?''' Wiz: No, no, First, it doesn't come out of their butt, it comes out of their- '''Boomstick: (to the tune of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o29VoxtsFk the Spiderman song])  ♪ Spider-Man! Spider-Man! Craps some webs like a spider can! ♪ What?, okay I'll stop.''' (*Cues: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKKFjNVZkHU Marvel vs. Capcom 3 - Spider-Man Theme]*) Wiz: (rough) Each web shooter cartridge can hold a large amount of pressurized web fluid- '''Boomstick: AND SO CAN HIS GIRLFRIENDS! Haha, I'll be here all week.''' Wiz: (annoyed) ....and features a rotating carousel to replace the empty ones. And one time he was strong enough to punch the Hulk into orbit. '''Boomstick: And that shows that he is REALLY strong! Heck, his spider powers give him superhuman strength, speed, agility and durability. He can run up to 200 MPH, lift over 10 tons, and take a freaking grenade to the FACE!''' Wiz: He can also knock out a dinosaur out cold with a single punch. '''Boomstick: Haha, suck it, Denver!''' Wiz: Also, by altering his body's electron attractions, Spider-Man can crawl along any surface. But his most advantageous power is the Spider-Sense. The Spider Sense alerts him to personal danger, telling him that the attack is incoming and he has to dodge. The Spider Sense is near impossible to attack with, Peter claims it to be an Instinctive Ability. '''Boomstick: [https://deathbattlefanon.fandom.com/wiki/Iron_Fist Iron Fist] was right, Spider-Man is untouchable because of his Spider Sense! And, it acts kinda like a warning signal, like caller ID when your ex-wife's calling for alimony.''' Wiz: Actually, the Spider-Sense is much more than a simple alarm. It gives Peter omnipresent detection to his surroundings. This is how he swings around New York without looking where he shoots his webs. And unlike his human senses, it is not affected by gases or toxins unless specifically tailored to the Spider-Sense itself. However, it's up to Spider-Man to recognize and react to his warning, so it can be tricked if he doesn't think he's in danger. His web was able to restrain the [https://deathbattlefanon.fandom.com/wiki/Hulk Hulk] and the [https://deathbattlefanon.fandom.com/wiki/The_Thing Thing]. Spider-Man tanked an amount of electricity from [https://deathbattlefanon.fandom.com/wiki/Electro Electro], survived a explosions including a Pumpkin Bomb, taken a beatings from Morlun, he also stopped a speeding train and saved people there. '''Boomstick: Still, combined with his speed, Spider-Man is almost untouchable. He can even dodge automatic fire!''' Wiz: His unique martial art, The [https://marvel.fandom.com/Way_of_the_Spider Way of the Spider], utilizes the Spider-Sense to its fullest. Spider-Man can go toe-to-toe with the most advanced masters of combat, even while blindfolded. '''Boomstick: No wonder other superheroes don't like this guy. I mean, the freaking Spider-Sense does everything for him! Plus, he fought Deadpool once.''' (We cut to Wiz and Boomstick, who see Deadpool appearing on their screen.) ''Deadpool: Did somebody say "Deadpool"?'' '''Boomstick: AAAH!''' Wiz: NO, GO AWAY! (He yells and punches the screen, cracking it, panting heavily afterward.) Wiz: There, he's gone, whew. '''Boomstick: Wow, I didn't think you had it in ya.''' (The lights dim.) ''Deadpool: Oh honey, that's not true. Haven't you heard? No one's ever REALLY gone... See ya later!'' (The lights return to normal.) Wiz: I swear to God, I'll kill him someday. '''Boomstick: So, uh, you had the replacement plan on that TV, right?''' Wiz: Speaking of which, somehow, Spider-Man once tried to join the Justice League, but was rejected by Batman. '''Boomstick: Ouch. I bet he wishes he can fight old Bats in a battle to the death - OH-HO'', WAIT! ''He did!''' Wiz: For all of his amazing powers, Spider-Man is not invincible. His bright and colorful costume makes stealth difficult, his durability has limits, and the oddly specific [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chloroethane ethyl chloride] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pesticide pesticide] is his Kryptonite. Also, any [https://deathbattle.fandom.com/wiki/Venom enemy] with his speed comparable to his can outmatch his Spider-Sense. '''Boomstick: Still, if those are only his limitations, how come he sometimes gets shot by a stray bullet?''' Wiz: Lazy, lazy writing. Spider-Man: Hey, wall-crawling's my shtick! You start spinning a web, and I'll sue! ==Fight== Queens: New York 11:30 (Spider-Man eats a hot dog with mustard and ketchup, on a building and plays a video game, probably Super Mario.) ''Spider-Man: Come on, how come is it that I can beat supervillains, but I can't beat this level?'' ''Deep voice: Are you Spider-Man?'' ''Spider-Man: Yes, who is it?'' (Spider-Man turns around and sees Batman, and is shocked in horror.) ''Spider-Man: You again? I thought I killed you!'' ''Batman: You're wrong. I was brought back to life. I'm here to get revenge.'' ''Spider-Man: Guess I'll have to kill you again.'' '''FIGHT!''' (Spider-Man punches Batman, Batman tries to fire his batarang, but Spider-Man dodges it.) ''Spider-Man: Still the same... '' (Spider-Man shoots two webs, which Batman blocks immediately. Spider-Man shoots his webbing at Batman which pulls the caped crusader towards Spider-Man and hits Batman rapidly with multiple punches and kicks, but Batman knocks Spider-Man back with more powerful hits. Spider-Man bounces off the ground and lands on his feet, recovering instantly from Batman's furious attacks.) ''Spider-Man: You got new attacks though, but I can still beat you, bat brain.'' ''Batman: Time to shut you up.'' (Batman throws two batarangs, which was aimed at Spider-Man, one of which Spider-Man dodges and the other was simply threw away with Spider-Man's webs. Batman then throws an explosive batarang, striking the floor beneath Spider-Man's feet. Spider-Man however, simply believes that he missed him accidentally. The bomb explodesin front of everyone. Spider-Man punches Batman and kicks him into a wall. He then punches him and shoots his web. Batman then punches Spider-Man and kicks him.) ''Batman: Time to get even.'' (Batman throws more batarangs at Spider-Man. The batarangs then explodes, which sends Spider-Man high into the air, and Spider-Man then lands near the rim of the building. While Spider-Man was recovering from the explosion, Batman jumps behind him as the Spider-Sense picks him up and throws a smoke bomb just as Spider-Man turns around. While it does not affect the web slinger, Batman uses the smoke jump at Spider-Man and land a couple of hits on him, then knocks him back towards where he was. Spider-Man then kicks Batman and uses his taser web.) ''Spider-Man: Take this!'' (Batman punches Spidey and kicks him. Spider-Man is now right at the edge of the building, where Batman throws bolas at him, wrapping around Spider-Man's torso. Spider-Man struggles to break free from the bolas, but then an explosive at near his feet explode, which was likely secretly put there by Batman when the smokescreen was still up. Spider-Man is thrown off the top of the building from the force of the explosion. He starts to spin as he falls and then shoot a web at the building's walls to pull himself forward and stick to them. But the moment he touches them, Batman swings in with his grappling gun and kicks him straight through the glass, shattering the glass into pieces. As Spider-Man bounces and tries to recover, Batman uses his grappling gun again and disappears on to the ceiling. Once he recovered, Spider-Man looks around the building for Batman. Suddenly, a batarang then flies in from the broken glass and breaks all the light bulbs, making the room completely dark. Batman tries to sneak up on the wall crawler, but triggered Spider-Man's Spider-Sense which alerts him. He then shoots a web from his left hand from his web shooter, bringing The Dark Knight down to the ground and making Batman visible to Spider-Man.) ''Spider-Man: You want more?'' (Batman punches Spider-Man and kicks him. Spider-Man then punches Batman towards the edge. Batman then got his armoured suit and viciously beats up Spider-Man. Spider-Man's mask is ripped and shows Spider-Man's eye and hair.) ''Spider-Man: Not cool!'' (Suddenly, the Dark Knight's grappling hook snares Spider-Man's foot, quickly making our web shooter fall from the building as well.) (He then starts shooting his webs again at The Dark Knight, pulling himself towards him to continue the fight. They both fall through the air, continuing to trade blows. Spider-Man pushes Batman downwards to try and make him hit the ground first, but Batman uses his glider to get back up to Spider-Man, put him underneath his foot and slam him against a bystander's car and smash it. Batman jumps away from the vehicle which then, unsurprisingly, explodes sending Spider-Man flying through the air.) (When he gets back on his feet, Batman shoots his grapple gun, which Spider-Man ducks, evading Batman's attack, Spider-Man then grabs the grappling hook and yanks on it causing the caped crusader to fly forward but Spider-Man is then electrocuted by Batman's 200 volt suit and knocked away by Batman.) ''Spider-Man: Time to get even.'' (Spider-Man puts on his Iron Spider suit. He punches Batman and kicks him.) (The Bat then throws two explosive batarangs, one which Spider-Man avoids, but as the second one flies away, Spidey uses his web shooter to catch it and send it back hitting the ground in front of Batman, who shields himself, with his cape, from the explosion but is knocked back. Just as he recovered, Batman was suddenly hit by a web in the face, losing his sight and leaving Batman vulnerable.) ''Spider-Man: Having fun yet?'' ((Spider-Man then shoots a barrage of webs, which hit Batman as Spider-Man shoots more webs at a faster pace. Batman is eventually pushed into a giant web, which was created by the shots that missed, and has his body constricted by the ones that hit him and he couldn't break free of the webbing, Spider-Man then possitions his hands to shoot a repoulser blast. The repoulser blast completely vaporized Batman's body, killing the dark knight.) ''Spider-Man: Time to eat my hot dog.'' '''KO!''' *'''Gotham City throws a memorial for Batman.''' *'''Spider-Man plays his video game.''' ==Results== '''Boomstick: First his body was ripped to pieces, then he was vaporized.''' Wiz: Despite Batman possessing more skill and knowledge, Spider-Man's abilities ultimately overpowered his arsenal. '''Boomstick: To be fair, Bats might have been able to deal with Spidey's strength and speed, but that damn Spider-Sense changes everything!''' Wiz: Right, the Spider-Sense counters surprise and stealth, Batman's most valuable weapons. '''Boomstick: But how could Batman lose to a wimpy Spider-Nerd, when he defeated the entire Justice League on his own?''' Wiz: Many of Batman's greatest achievements have required weeks or months of preparation and planning, which can hardly be compared to the one-on-one confrontation of a Death Battle. Keep in mind, if we have given Batman prep time, the same would be done for Spider-Man. '''Boomstick: And in the end, Spider-Man once again killed the bat.''' Wiz: The winner is Spider-Man. 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But today their rivalry all comes to an end as their two iconic mascots fight to the death. '''Boomstick: Batman, the genius crime fighter from DC Comics.''' Wiz: And Spider-Man, Marvel's friendly neighborhood webslinger. '''Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.''' Sonic: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills, to find out who would win... a Death Battle. ==Batman== Wiz: Throughout the underworld of Gotham City, one name strikes fear into the hearts of even the most hardened of criminals. '''Boomstick: The Goddamn Batman! You know who he is, the billionaire Bruce Wayne, and it ain't his [https://deathbattle.fandom.com/wiki/Batman_VS_Spider-Man first battle] [https://deathbattle.fandom.com/wiki/Batman_VS_Captain_America to the death].''' Wiz: Pretty much, though don't mistake his intentions. Vengeance may sound dramatic and all, but in truth, Batman fights crime in an attempt to save others from suffering the same kind of tragedy he experienced as a child. '''Boomstick: How noble, and ironic, considering he was taught to be a badass by a group called "The [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/League_of_Assassins League of Assassins]".''' Wiz: Well, he dresses like a bat, sleeps with a [https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Catwoman cat burglar] and constantly brings [https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Robin children] into battle, so he's clearly got a few complicated issues. '''Boomstick: But let's see what he can really do. Bats is really, REALLY smart, and considered one of the best tacticians on Earth. No wonder he's always welcome at the Justice League, even though he doesn't have any superpowers at all.''' ''[https://deathbattle.fandom.com/wiki/Green_Lantern Green Lantern]: Wait, you're not just some guy in a bat costume, are ya?'' ''(Batman turns around and smiles at him)'' Wiz: Sure, he's intelligent, but he's also incredibly deadly. '''Boomstick: He WAS trained to be a ninja, who's a master of infiltration and silent takedowns, so sounds about right.''' Wiz: Bruce has studied every martial art known to man. After perfecting full-body control at the age of 18, he was able to quickly learn and master at least one-hundred twenty-seven of them, including [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taekwondo Taekwondo], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muay_Thai Muay Thai], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judo Judo] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boxing Boxing]. '''Boomstick: It's not every day you can find someone who can literally take you down in 127 different ways.''' Wiz: He is also touted as "The World's Greatest Detective", and with good reason. '''Boomstick: He's like [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sherlock_Holmes Sherlock Holmes] on steroids. He once figured out that an opponent didn't have a tongue just by the way their jaw bounced off his knuckles. There's being a detective, and then there's being Batman.''' Wiz: And all that's before his handy-dandy [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman%27s_utility_belt Utility Belt], filled to the brim with all sorts of useful gadgets and gizmos. '''Boomstick: A lot of which are thanks to his family business, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayne_Enterprises Wayne Enterprises]. From steel mills, to airlines, to record labels, this company does it all, and that means Batman has it all, too.''' Wiz: According to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forbes Forbes], Wayne's networth, thanks to his company, adds up to 9.2 billion US Dollars. '''Boomstick: With that much cash, he can afford any kinda weapon he wants, grappling hooks, smoke pellets, cryo and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermite thermite] grenades, and of course, the batarangs.''' Wiz: Originally designed as a boomerang weapon, Wayne eventually molded his batarangs into custom shurikens, some of which are outfitted with electric shocks, flash bulbs, and explosives. '''Boomstick: And last but not least, don't forget his batsuit, it can resist fire, electricity, and bladed attacks, and is almost totally bulletproof, thanks to a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevlar Kevlar] vest sewn into it.''' Wiz: Plus, his cowl sports night, infrared, and UV vision. '''Boomstick: But Bats is more than just a tech wizard, this guy bench presses a thousand pounds in his everyday workout, a thousand pounds! And I thought this guy didn't have any superpowers.''' Wiz: He doesn't, the current bench press world record is actually slightly higher, at 1,075 pounds, solidly placing Wayne at peak human levels. This idea generally applies to him in pretty much every area, physically and mentally, he's strong enough to break through walls, rip apart car parts, and pull out prison bars. He's quick enough to avoid gunfire, and even [https://deathbattle.fandom.com/wiki/Darkseid Darkseid]'s nearly unavoidable Omega Beams. In his strongest suits, he's even tough enough to take a hit from [https://deathbattle.fandom.com/wiki/Superman Superman]. '''Boomstick: Yeah, if Brucie ever enters the Olympics, everyone else might as well rage quit, same difference, really.''' Wiz: That's not to say he's invincible. '''Boomstick: True, whenever the Justice League gets in a fight with some big bads, he usually has to keep his distance.''' Wiz: He's also somewhat mentally unstable, and prone to lashing out, however, he knows this, it's one of the main reasons why he refuses to carry firearms. '''Boomstick: That's a bummer, those are my favorite types of arms! Maybe they'll help him next time [https://deathbattle.fandom.com/wiki/Bane Bane] tries to break his back.''' Wiz: But of all his traits, Bruce Wayne's strongest attribute is his sheer, unstoppable tenacity. Even after being drugged by [https://deathbattle.fandom.com/wiki/The_Joker The Joker] after days without sleep, put in a straightjacket, locked in a coffin, and buried alive six feet underground, he refused to die. '''Boomstick: It takes a lot, a lot, to take down the Batman.''' ''Thug: WHERE ARE YOU?!'' ''Batman: Here.'' ''Batman takes out the thug.'' ==Spider-Man== '''Boomstick: Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can Spins a web any size, catches thieves just like flies. Look out, here comes the Spider-Man.''' Wiz: That was okay, but let's go through his origin. (*Cues: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Xpu86QsZj0 Marvel's Spider-Man (2018) Main Theme]) '''Boomstick: Fine! Spider-Man's real name is Peter Parker, and he once was your typical geek. He spent his time studying, playing D&D, video games, reading comics and manga, watching TV, you know, the usual nerd stuff.''' Wiz: But his life changed forever when on a school field trip, a radioactive spider bit him in his hand. This was created by Oscorp industries, a weak atempt to recreate Captain America's super strength. '''Boomstick: Wait, what?!? Who came up with the idea to store the super serume, on a freaking spider?''' Wiz: Scientists can be weird sometimes. And when he started to develop spider like abilities, he felt better. After his uncle died, he decided to use his powers for good. '''Boomstick: (In tune with the original Ben 10 theme) Now he's got super powers he's no ordinary man, he's Spider-Man!''' Wiz: Spider-Man's powers include wall climbing, superhuman strength, speed durability, agility, stamina, reflexes/reactions, coordination, balance and indurance. And he built himself web shooters to swing around New York. '''Boomstick: You know, if he was SO smart, wouldn't he make the webs shoot out of his ass like a real spider?''' Wiz: No, no, First, it doesn't come out of their butt, it comes out of their- '''Boomstick: (to the tune of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o29VoxtsFk the Spiderman song])  ♪ Spider-Man! Spider-Man! Craps some webs like a spider can! ♪ What?, okay I'll stop.''' (*Cues: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKKFjNVZkHU Marvel vs. Capcom 3 - Spider-Man Theme]*) Wiz: (rough) Each web shooter cartridge can hold a large amount of pressurized web fluid- '''Boomstick: AND SO CAN HIS GIRLFRIENDS! Haha, I'll be here all week.''' Wiz: (annoyed) ....and features a rotating carousel to replace the empty ones. And one time he was strong enough to punch the Hulk into orbit. '''Boomstick: And that shows that he is REALLY strong! Heck, his spider powers give him superhuman strength, speed, agility and durability. He can run up to 200 MPH, lift over 10 tons, and take a freaking grenade to the FACE!''' Wiz: He can also knock out a dinosaur out cold with a single punch. '''Boomstick: Haha, suck it, Denver!''' Wiz: Also, by altering his body's electron attractions, Spider-Man can crawl along any surface. But his most advantageous power is the Spider-Sense. The Spider Sense alerts him to personal danger, telling him that the attack is incoming and he has to dodge. The Spider Sense is near impossible to attack with, Peter claims it to be an Instinctive Ability. '''Boomstick: [https://deathbattlefanon.fandom.com/wiki/Iron_Fist Iron Fist] was right, Spider-Man is untouchable because of his Spider Sense! And, it acts kinda like a warning signal, like caller ID when your ex-wife's calling for alimony.''' Wiz: Actually, the Spider-Sense is much more than a simple alarm. It gives Peter omnipresent detection to his surroundings. This is how he swings around New York without looking where he shoots his webs. And unlike his human senses, it is not affected by gases or toxins unless specifically tailored to the Spider-Sense itself. However, it's up to Spider-Man to recognize and react to his warning, so it can be tricked if he doesn't think he's in danger. His web was able to restrain the [https://deathbattlefanon.fandom.com/wiki/Hulk Hulk] and the [https://deathbattlefanon.fandom.com/wiki/The_Thing Thing]. Spider-Man tanked an amount of electricity from [https://deathbattlefanon.fandom.com/wiki/Electro Electro], survived a explosions including a Pumpkin Bomb, taken a beatings from Morlun, he also stopped a speeding train and saved people there. '''Boomstick: Still, combined with his speed, Spider-Man is almost untouchable. He can even dodge automatic fire!''' Wiz: His unique martial art, The [https://marvel.fandom.com/Way_of_the_Spider Way of the Spider], utilizes the Spider-Sense to its fullest. Spider-Man can go toe-to-toe with the most advanced masters of combat, even while blindfolded. '''Boomstick: No wonder other superheroes don't like this guy. I mean, the freaking Spider-Sense does everything for him! Plus, he fought Deadpool once.''' (We cut to Wiz and Boomstick, who see Deadpool appearing on their screen.) ''Deadpool: Did somebody say "Deadpool"?'' '''Boomstick: AAAH!''' Wiz: NO, GO AWAY! (He yells and punches the screen, cracking it, panting heavily afterward.) Wiz: There, he's gone, whew. '''Boomstick: Wow, I didn't think you had it in ya.''' (The lights dim.) ''Deadpool: Oh honey, that's not true. Haven't you heard? No one's ever REALLY gone... See ya later!'' (The lights return to normal.) Wiz: I swear to God, I'll kill him someday. '''Boomstick: So, uh, you had the replacement plan on that TV, right?''' Wiz: Speaking of which, somehow, Spider-Man once tried to join the Justice League, but was rejected by Batman. '''Boomstick: Ouch. I bet he wishes he can fight old Bats in a battle to the death - OH-HO'', WAIT! ''He did!''' Wiz: For all of his amazing powers, Spider-Man is not invincible. His bright and colorful costume makes stealth difficult, his durability has limits, and the oddly specific [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chloroethane ethyl chloride] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pesticide pesticide] is his Kryptonite. Also, any [https://deathbattle.fandom.com/wiki/Venom enemy] with his speed comparable to his can outmatch his Spider-Sense. '''Boomstick: Still, if those are only his limitations, how come he sometimes gets shot by a stray bullet?''' Wiz: Lazy, lazy writing. Spider-Man: Hey, wall-crawling's my shtick! You start spinning a web, and I'll sue! ==Fight== Queens: New York 11:30 (Spider-Man eats a hot dog with mustard and ketchup, on a building and plays a video game, probably Super Mario.) ''Spider-Man: Come on, how come is it that I can beat supervillains, but I can't beat this level?'' ''Deep voice: Are you Spider-Man?'' ''Spider-Man: Yes, who is it?'' (Spider-Man turns around and sees Batman, and is shocked in horror.) ''Spider-Man: You again? I thought I killed you!'' ''Batman: You're wrong. I was brought back to life. I'm here to get revenge.'' ''Spider-Man: Guess I'll have to kill you again.'' '''FIGHT!''' (Spider-Man punches Batman, Batman tries to fire his batarang, but Spider-Man dodges it.) ''Spider-Man: Still the same... '' (Spider-Man shoots two webs, which Batman blocks immediately. Spider-Man shoots his webbing at Batman which pulls the caped crusader towards Spider-Man and hits Batman rapidly with multiple punches and kicks, but Batman knocks Spider-Man back with more powerful hits. Spider-Man bounces off the ground and lands on his feet, recovering instantly from Batman's furious attacks.) ''Spider-Man: You got new attacks though, but I can still beat you, bat brain.'' ''Batman: Time to shut you up.'' (Batman throws two batarangs, which was aimed at Spider-Man, one of which Spider-Man dodges and the other was simply threw away with Spider-Man's webs. Batman then throws an explosive batarang, striking the floor beneath Spider-Man's feet. Spider-Man however, simply believes that he missed him accidentally. The bomb explodesin front of everyone. Spider-Man punches Batman and kicks him into a wall. He then punches him and shoots his web. Batman then punches Spider-Man and kicks him.) ''Batman: Time to get even.'' (Batman throws more batarangs at Spider-Man. The batarangs then explodes, which sends Spider-Man high into the air, and Spider-Man then lands near the rim of the building. While Spider-Man was recovering from the explosion, Batman jumps behind him as the Spider-Sense picks him up and throws a smoke bomb just as Spider-Man turns around. While it does not affect the web slinger, Batman uses the smoke jump at Spider-Man and land a couple of hits on him, then knocks him back towards where he was. Spider-Man then kicks Batman and uses his taser web.) ''Spider-Man: Take this!'' (Batman punches Spidey and kicks him. Spider-Man is now right at the edge of the building, where Batman throws bolas at him, wrapping around Spider-Man's torso. Spider-Man struggles to break free from the bolas, but then an explosive at near his feet explode, which was likely secretly put there by Batman when the smokescreen was still up. Spider-Man is thrown off the top of the building from the force of the explosion. He starts to spin as he falls and then shoot a web at the building's walls to pull himself forward and stick to them. But the moment he touches them, Batman swings in with his grappling gun and kicks him straight through the glass, shattering the glass into pieces. As Spider-Man bounces and tries to recover, Batman uses his grappling gun again and disappears on to the ceiling. Once he recovered, Spider-Man looks around the building for Batman. Suddenly, a batarang then flies in from the broken glass and breaks all the light bulbs, making the room completely dark. Batman tries to sneak up on the wall crawler, but triggered Spider-Man's Spider-Sense which alerts him. He then shoots a web from his left hand from his web shooter, bringing The Dark Knight down to the ground and making Batman visible to Spider-Man.) ''Spider-Man: You want more?'' (Batman punches Spider-Man and kicks him. Spider-Man then punches Batman towards the edge. Batman then got his armoured suit and viciously beats up Spider-Man. Spider-Man's mask is ripped and shows Spider-Man's eye and hair.) ''Spider-Man: Not cool!'' (Suddenly, the Dark Knight's grappling hook snares Spider-Man's foot, quickly making our web shooter fall from the building as well.) (He then starts shooting his webs again at The Dark Knight, pulling himself towards him to continue the fight. They both fall through the air, continuing to trade blows. Spider-Man pushes Batman downwards to try and make him hit the ground first, but Batman uses his glider to get back up to Spider-Man, put him underneath his foot and slam him against a bystander's car and smash it. Batman jumps away from the vehicle which then, unsurprisingly, explodes sending Spider-Man flying through the air.) (When he gets back on his feet, Batman shoots his grapple gun, which Spider-Man ducks, evading Batman's attack, Spider-Man then grabs the grappling hook and yanks on it causing the caped crusader to fly forward but Spider-Man is then electrocuted by Batman's 200 volt suit and knocked away by Batman.) ''Spider-Man: Time to get even.'' (Spider-Man puts on his Iron Spider suit. He punches Batman and kicks him.) (The Bat then throws two explosive batarangs, one which Spider-Man avoids, but as the second one flies away, Spidey uses his web shooter to catch it and send it back hitting the ground in front of Batman, who shields himself, with his cape, from the explosion but is knocked back. Just as he recovered, Batman was suddenly hit by a web in the face, losing his sight and leaving Batman vulnerable.) ''Spider-Man: Having fun yet?'' ((Spider-Man then shoots a barrage of webs, which hit Batman as Spider-Man shoots more webs at a faster pace. Batman is eventually pushed into a giant web, which was created by the shots that missed, and has his body constricted by the ones that hit him and he couldn't break free of the webbing, Spider-Man then possitions his hands to shoot a repoulser blast. The repoulser blast completely vaporized Batman's body, killing the dark knight.) ''Spider-Man: Time to eat my hot dog.'' '''KO!''' *'''Gotham City throws a memorial for Batman.''' *'''Spider-Man plays his video game.''' ==Results== '''Boomstick: First his body was ripped to pieces, then he was vaporized.''' Wiz: Despite Batman possessing more skill and knowledge, Spider-Man's abilities ultimately overpowered his arsenal. '''Boomstick: To be fair, Bats might have been able to deal with Spidey's strength and speed, but that damn Spider-Sense changes everything!''' Wiz: Right, the Spider-Sense counters surprise and stealth, Batman's most valuable weapons. '''Boomstick: But how could Batman lose to a wimpy Spider-Nerd, when he defeated the entire Justice League on his own?''' Wiz: Many of Batman's greatest achievements have required weeks or months of preparation and planning, which can hardly be compared to the one-on-one confrontation of a Death Battle. Keep in mind, if we have given Batman prep time, the same would be done for Spider-Man. '''Boomstick: And in the end, Spider-Man once again killed the bat.''' Wiz: The winner is Spider-Man. ==Comments== <comments/> [[Category:'Hero vs Hero' themed Death Battles]] [[Category:'Superheroes' themed Death Battles]] [[Category:Comics themed Death Battles]] [[Category:DC vs Marvel themed Death Battles]] [[Category:Movie themed Death Battles]] [[Category:'Rivalry' themed Death Battles]] [[Category:What-If Death Battles]] [[Category:'Hero vs Anti-Hero' Themed Death Battles]] [[Category:'Marvel vs DC' themed Death Battles]] [[Category:Teenager vs Adult]] [[Category:Batman vs Spider-Man themed Death Battles]] 863c02f89c6e4000eac02f2c9b0b54349dcd695d 6 9 11 2023-12-11T23:36:47Z DuchessTheSponge 2 wikitext text/x-wiki da39a3ee5e6b4b0d3255bfef95601890afd80709 14 10 12 2023-12-11T23:37:43Z DuchessTheSponge 2 Created page with "All What-If? Battles on this wiki." wikitext text/x-wiki All What-If? Battles on this wiki. e5f8111b70e9787149a5712b6d84017210863100 0 11 13 2023-12-11T23:38:28Z DuchessTheSponge 2 Created page with "[[File:Emmet_vs_Woody.png|600px]] == Description == The Lego Movie VS Toy Story! Which toy themed movie hero would win in a Death Battle? == Intro == == Emmet == == Woody == == Intermission == == Death Battle == FIGHT KO == Results == Wiz: The winner is ___________! == Comments == <comments/> == Next Time == [[Category:What-If Death Battles]]" wikitext text/x-wiki [[File:Emmet_vs_Woody.png|600px]] == Description == The Lego Movie VS Toy Story! Which toy themed movie hero would win in a Death Battle? == Intro == == Emmet == == Woody == == Intermission == == Death Battle == FIGHT KO == Results == Wiz: The winner is ___________! == Comments == <comments/> == Next Time == [[Category:What-If Death Battles]] 9360a934d2d9274c231cc462fbd1803fe9abfd2f 6 12 14 2023-12-11T23:40:04Z DuchessTheSponge 2 wikitext text/x-wiki da39a3ee5e6b4b0d3255bfef95601890afd80709 0 13 15 2023-12-11T23:41:40Z DuchessTheSponge 2 Created page with "Mickey Mouse vs SpongeBob is an episode of Death Battle, featuring Mickey Mouse from the eponymous franchise and SpongeBob from the eponymous franchise.[[File:Mickey_vs_SpongeBob.png|thumb|400px]] == Description == Disney vs Nick, two famous cartoon characters fight in a channel rivalry fight? Who will win? == Intro == Wiz: Disney and Nickelodeon are some of the most popular channels, that have brought joy to millions of people worldwide. '''Boomstick: But that's when..." wikitext text/x-wiki Mickey Mouse vs SpongeBob is an episode of Death Battle, featuring Mickey Mouse from the eponymous franchise and SpongeBob from the eponymous franchise.[[File:Mickey_vs_SpongeBob.png|thumb|400px]] == Description == Disney vs Nick, two famous cartoon characters fight in a channel rivalry fight? Who will win? == Intro == Wiz: Disney and Nickelodeon are some of the most popular channels, that have brought joy to millions of people worldwide. '''Boomstick: But that's when their mascots appear.''' Wiz: Mickey Mouse, the most famous mouse in history '''Boomstick: And SpongeBob, the most famous sponge in history, he's Wiz and I'm Boomstick''' Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win...a Death Battle. == Mickey == Wiz: Michael Theodore Mouse, better known as Mickey Mouse, is a fictional cartoon character created by the man himself, Walter Elias "Walt" Disney, he is possibly one of the, if not, the most popular fictional character ever, alongside Mario '''Boomstick: Mickey was created after Walt lost the rights to Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, Mickey's early version (and later, brother), and he was originally going to be named Mortimer, but Walt's wife decided to name him Mickey.''' Wiz: Literally, Mickey has appeared in all sorts of fiction, movies, books, TV shows, videogames, seriously, it is impossible to not know him... '''Boomstick:...Unless you live under 5 rocks or live in either Africa or North Korea.''' Wiz: After his brief backstory, we are going to mention all of his abilities, for example, Mickey has shown to have great toon-force that allows him to have great feats such as durability and speed. '''Boomstick: But before we get into his crazy feats, we are going to mention his paintbrush, originally found in the workshop of a wizard, this paintbrush has two substances, one heroic and the other malicious.''' Wiz: The heroic substance, named paint, can restore the things erased by the malicious substance, the Thinner, which can erase things from a box to a fictional character. '''Boomstick: One of Mickey's greatest jobs isn't one in a cartoon, but rather, in a videogame, it's his role as King Mickey in the Kingdom Hearts series of games.''' Wiz: This version of Mickey is actually a great fighter that has a trademark weapon, that being the Kingdom Key D, which is a magical keyblade that grants magical spells to it's user. '''Boomstick: Let's list some of the attacks, starting with Pearl, Pearl is an attack that creates a magical ball of light and shoots it at an enemy, Mickey can even use Pearl in rapid succession for a raging storm of the light orbs, inflicting heavy damage, and Holy is a move that restores Mickey's health completely, or the health of everybody he chooses.''' Wiz: The Kingdom Key D has a lot of range and focuses in combo strikes, meaning it is good for fighting in both air and ground. '''Boomstick: If Mickey is about to die or is near unconsciousness, he will call on Damage Control, which is an attack that halves the damage taken by the enemies, Mickey is also able to use Defender, which is an attack that boosts Mickey's durability, Second Chance helps Mickey survive a fatal attack, and Stopga, much like the Stopwatch from Super Mario Bros 2 and Chaos Control from the Sonic series, can stop time.''' Wiz: Mickey is has a lot of experience in all of his 90 years existing, and has been known for his toon-force and countless feats. '''Boomstick: Mickey himself can run really fast when he is scared, and once even managed to outrun a giant tornado for a few minutes, but those speed feats are jokes compared to his greatest speed feat, which puts him on par with Sonic the Hedgehog, Mickey was able to walk on the Realm of Darkness, a place where time doesn't exist, giving Mickey infinite speed, and he is also faster than Monstro, who outpaced the Highwind vehicle. This speed scaling causes Mickey to be faster than light, and Mickey has countless other speed feats, but all we know is that he is actually 72x times faster than the speed of light, poor Sonic.''' Wiz: Mickey also has countless other Keyblades, that such as the Star Seeker, and there are multiple things on his arsenal, let's not forget Mickey's durability feats, for example, he burned in the surface of the sun, but was completely fine afterwards, and apart from that, he is very smart and has multiple ways to get out of problems, for example, in Space Walkies, he only had 15 seconds to figure out how to get back to his ship and found a solution in just 5 seconds. '''Boomstick: In a short that took place in Russia, Mickey himself was able to multiply himself, meaning he can create as many clones as he wants!''' Wiz: One of Mickey's most impressive feats was to be able to escape the cartoon and manipulate it via flipping the frame and doing other things. '''Boomstick: But Mickey has some weaknessess, for example, he has been trumped and bested multiple times by ghosts and animals, and, without Kingdom Hearts feats, he is far too nice, but, will the sponge get defeated by the mouse?''' ''Mickey Mouse: Don't stress over anything you can't change.'' == SpongeBob == Wiz: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? '''Boomstick: Spongebob Squarepants!''' Wiz: Spogebob is a frycook, master of karate, jellyfisher, hero of the Bikini Bottom and a sea Sponge and the Nickelodeon's mascot! '''Boomstick: Spongebob actually is so durable and has a regeneration factor, can being torn of half and regenerate, incinerated, can be completely engulfed in explosions equal that of nuclear weapons, he also can regenerate from any injury!''' Wiz: Spongebob has a Bubble Wand that allows him create bubbles by blewing to trap some peoples, and he also can create objects such as torpedoes, bowling bowls, etc. '''Boomstick: Spongebob also has a Spatula that can use to flip Krabby Patties and can use this as a sword! And he can fight with Pirates using it and name his Spatula "Spat" I THINK THAT’D BE BETTER AS A KNIFE!''' (Wiz slaps Boomstcik) '''Boomstick: Ouch! That hurt, better I don't make that again!''' Wiz: Well... Spongebob's next weapon is a Karate Gear that consist in 2 gloves and a helmet to make slaps and he was trained by Sandy Cheeks! '''Boomstick: Spongebob also can absorb punches because is a sponge without organs and skeleton.''' Wiz: Spongebob also has a Jellyfish Net to catch Jellyfishes or to trap any people and counter any projectiles and Spongebob also has light manipulation that allows him summon rainbows and Spongebob also is capable to break the Fourth Wall! '''Boomstick: Also Spongebob has a Magic Pencil that allows him create anything and has an eraser that allows him erase peoples and his own creations and has a form named Goofy Goober Rock that allows Spongebob fly and shoot lasers from a guitar!''' Wiz: And Spongebob has a form named The Quickster in this form Spongebob is so fast that it cannot be seen! '''Boomstick: And his ultimate form Invincibubble allows Spongebob shoot bubbles from his head and trap some objects.''' Wiz: Also Spongebob has his weaknesses, he is not so smart, he is very nave, he is not too strong, if it's implied that if he's taken by surprise, his absortion won't work and he is too forgiving! '''Boomstick: But don't here that messes with the powerful sea sponge from Nickelodeon!''' Spongebob: I’M A GOOFY GOBER! == Pre-Battle == Mickey was walking happily through Bikini Bottom he rubbers his stomach and went into the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs walked up to him and tried to steal his wallet. Mickey kicked him away. He landed on the fryer causing him yell. Spongebob ran at him and said “Hey don’t do that I’ll fight you!” Mickey took out his hammer. '''FIGHT!!''' == Battle == Mickey used his hammer to smash SpongeBob with it but SpongeBob kept dodging it until he decided to laugh at Mickey's pathetic attempts, but he didn't notice and SpongeBob got smashed by it, however he quickly regenerated of the flatenning and tried to use his spatula to cut Mickey's head with it, but Mickey then took out his Keyblade and then SpongeBob and Mickey had a sword fight similar to the ones on Star Wars or mediaval movies. SpongeBob then noticed the Keyblade was a lot bigger than the spatula so at one point the Keyblade overpowered the spatula and it feel into the floor, Mickey then noticed SpongeBob was putting on some weird red gear on his body, and then he started trying to punch Mickey, Mickey then saw that and tried running as fast as he could before he decided to fight back. Mickey then decided to take out his magic hat and put it on his head, Mickey then decided to throw "water" from Goo Lagoon and then SpongeBob tried absorbing it, so Mickey decided to throw more water but SpongeBob tried absorbing more of it, SpongeBob then throwed all the water Mickey throwed to him so Mickey got pushed into a far distance. SpongeBob then took out a magic page and began writing on it, but Mickey noticed what it was about so he throwed a fireball towards it, burning it instantly, SpongeBob took out a bubble wand that he used to try to trap Mickey, but Mickey managed to pop it instantly using his Keyblade, SpongeBob then noticed the bubble wand would not work so he decided to take out his Guitar and decided to launch lasers from it but Mickey used his Keyblade once again, and sent a light beam towards the laser, and they both began sweating instantly, but Mickey's beam soon ovepowered SpongeBob's and sent him flying to the air. SpongeBob then took out a pencil and began making monsters with it, but Mickey started throwing Thinner towards all of them, so SpongeBob eventually stopped making the monsters, Mickey then took out his Magic Hat once again and threw fireballs towards SpongeBob who started dodging all of them instantly, but Mickey had the great idea of using Stopza to get SpongeBob standing there, so Mickey does it, and goes close towards SpongeBob. Mickey used his thinner to melt Spongebob’s face off leaving a goopy dripping face. He used his Keyblade to slice him up. Then he used his magic hat to send a blast at him knocking him to the surface where he suffocates to death '''K.O!''' Mickey then decides to go to the surface and go eat at a nearby McDonald's == Results == '''Boomstick: And a million childhoods were destroyed that day...''' Wiz: In reality, Mickey actually wins this combat, he's much more experienced, and had multiple edges over SpongeBob, as Mickey is much more intelligent and is much more competent fighter '''Boomstick: And before people say SpongeBob is inmortal, remember he has a weaknesses to fire, which Mickey can manipulate''' Wiz: Mickey's clones could also help as he can make infinite of those, and Mickey's arsenal could help him alot, in short, SpongeBob is a good figher, but he can't compared to Mickey's superior skills '''Boomstick: Looks like SpongeBob's chances of winning got mousenapped!''' Wiz: The winner is Mickey Mouse ==Comments== <comments/> [[Category:'Disney vs Nickelodeon' themed Death Battles]] [[Category:Death Battles]] [[Category:What-If Death Battles]] [[Category:Completed Death Battles]] [[Category:Non-Human themed Battles]] [[Category:Male-only battles]] [[Category:'Hero vs Hero' themed Death Battles]] [[Category:'Cartoon' themed Death Battles]] [[Category:'TV Show' themed Death Battles]] e127d91bf7821982801a2e5ec1f8cd957f7fcf60 6 14 16 2023-12-11T23:42:32Z DuchessTheSponge 2 wikitext text/x-wiki da39a3ee5e6b4b0d3255bfef95601890afd80709